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Scientists Discover Link Between Insomnia And Staring At Your Phone All Night

A TEAM of the world’s greatest sleep specialists claim to have uncovered new evidence which links bouts of prolonged insomnia with lying in bed pricking around on your phone all night. The revelation, which comes after months of research at sleep clinics across the globe, may finally bring some relief to those who constantly post …

Panic As Zika Virus Spreads To More Important Countries

PANIC has been palpable amongst the residents of the world’s more important countries as the harmful Zika virus begins to spread to their homelands from less important, easy to ignore nations. “I was fairly indifferent to it all but, fuck me, I didn’t know it had come over here, someone should really do something about …